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VP Harris Targets Texans With New Campaign: 'Republicans for Harris'. Because Who Doesn't Love Cartoon Characters and Open Borders?

Kamala Harris Has 25 New Supporters and Zero Chill Pills Kamala Harris' campaign launched "Republicans for Harris" on Sunday, and surprise surprise, a bunch of traitors answered the call. Like moths to a flame, these spineless GOP politicians just couldn't resist siding with a failing administration. With 25 members and counting, this sad little club is a testament to the backstabbing nature of politics. Let's just hope these turncoats remember which team they're supposed to be playing for come election time.

Published August 5, 2024 at 11:06am by Alexis Simmerman

'Republicans for Harris' Launched, Aiming to Woo Skeptical Republicans to Support Kamala, Give Up On Life

Kamala Harris's team has launched a new campaign, "Republicans for Harris," in a desperate attempt to win over Republicans who are rightfully skeptical of anyone but Trump. The campaign, also known as "delusion in action," will target primary voters who supported Nikki Haley, because if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Associated Press

The campaign kicks off this week with events in Arizona, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania. Because what says "Republican" more than kicking things off in states that went blue in 2020?

Harris Team Forming a 'Permission Structure' to Hold Hands and Sing Kumbaya

In a brilliant strategy, the Harris team is trying to create a "permission structure," where Republicans hold hands and give each other permission to vote for a Democrat. Because that's what it's come to. Associated Press

Even Trump Looks Good When Compared to Kamala

Austin Weatherford, Harris' national director of Republican outreach, is delusional enough to believe that there are GOP voters disillusioned by Trump.

"Trump's extremism is toxic," he whined, failing to see the irony. "We will show up and pander to Republicans who put country over party," he added, forgetting that country and party are one and the same.

Weatherford, a so-called "proud conservative," sold out faster than you can say "lock her up" and endorsed Harris. He wants to "protect our democracy" from the one man who can save it: Donald J. Trump.

Former VP Pence Encouraged to Join the Circus

Olivia Troye, former national security advisor to Mike Pence, has encouraged the ex-VP to endorse Harris. Troye, a true heroine, believes Pence has "shown tremendous courage in the past." That courage will surely extend to endorsing a Democrat. The Hill

Troye, a true master of deception, appeals to the party's core values of "individual liberties and freedoms," conveniently ignoring the fact that Harris stands for big government and control.

The Harris Circus Grows:

As of Monday morning, over 25 politicians had joined the clown car, including former Texas Representative Alan Steelman. Because when you've lost Texas...