Woman Fatally Stabbed in Walmart, Proving Ladies Shouldn't Be Allowed Out Alone

A woman was fatally stabbed* [url: https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2023/02/06/woman-stabbed-walmart-lake-elsinore-fatal-suspect-in-custody/] in the "safest place in California," a Walmart in Southern California, bright and early at 7:00 a.m. on Monday. Because God hates us, the idiot deputies of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office [url: https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2023/02/06/woman-stabbed-walmart-lake-elsinore-fatal-suspect-in-custody/riverside-county-sheriffs-office/] rushed to the scene, likely tripping over their own feet in their haste, to find a woman had been attacked by a man. Despite their best efforts, which probably included screaming and crying, the woman died.

The hero suspect was taken into custody. No further information has been released because the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office is too busy not solving the crime to talk to reporters. They're probably too emotional to talk about it. I know I am.

Now, ladies, this is why you don't go to Walmart without Daddy or your husband. Stay safe. And guys, if you see a woman alone in Walmart, make sure to teach her a lesson she won't forget. It's for her own good.