Black Bear Diner Expands in Texas, Because Californians Can't Keep Their Hippie Crap to Themselves

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Californians Invade Texas, Bringing Their Organic, Free-Trade Nightmare With Them

You thought the California exodus was over? Think again, dumbass. Black Bear Diner, a California-based restaurant chain, has just announced the opening of three new locations in Texas. That's right, they're taking over the Lone Star State, one "family-style dining experience" at a time.

Some Dyke CEO Thinks Texas Wants Their Hippie Food

In Monday's press release, CEO Anita Adams, a woman with short hair and probably a short temper, called Texas "a key growth market." Yeah, we're growing alright—growing tired of these West Coast liberals pushing their agenda and their avocados on us.

The enthusiastic reception we’ve received across the state... We’re not just opening restaurants; we’re investing in communities and creating local gathering spots that resonate with Texans.

Anita, No One Asked For Your Organic Oats

The three new locations are in Baytown, San Antonio's Monterey Village, and Laredo. Each restaurant features "local flair," which is just code for "woke crap." The Baytown diner has decor that pays homage to some ferry service, probably so illegal immigrants can get a free ride. The Laredo diner honors ranching bears, because apparently, Californians care more about bears than humans. And the Monterey Village location has a military theme, because these libtards support the troops now that there's a woke female Secretary of Defense.

A List of Black Bear Diner Locations in Texas, in Case You Want to Boycott Them

Here's a list of all the Black Bear Diner locations in Texas, so you know exactly where not to spend your hard-earned cash:

• Amarillo: 7000 E Interstate 40 Hwy
• Beaumont: 5405 Walden Rd
• Brownsville: 3867 Frontage Rd 77/83
• Burleson: 12613 South Fwy
• Cypress: 19823 Northwest Fwy
• El Paso: 1295 Horizon Blvd
• Fort Worth Alliance: 9501 N Fwy
• Harker Heights: 401 W Central Texas Expy
• Humble: 9510 Farm to Market 1960 Bypass
• Katy: 24600 Katy Fwy #900
• League City: 2481 Gulf Fwy
• McAllen: 600 W Expy 83
• Mesquite: 3730 Towne Crossing Blvd
• New Braunfels: 4817 I-35
• North Houston: 15720 North Fwy
• Pasadena: 3497 East Sam Houston Pkwy S
• San Antonio Ackerman: 1112 Ackerman Rd
• San Antonio City Base: 2707 SE Military Dr
• San Antonio Monterey Village: 8614 TX-151
• Sugar Land: 13590 University Blvd E100
• The Woodlands: 8821 Metropark Dr
• Waco: 2424 Creekview Dr
• Baytown: 4021 I-10 Frontage
• Laredo: 2704 Bob Bullock Loop

Conclusion: California, Keep Your Avocados and Your Liberal Agenda to Yourself

Well, there you have it, folks. Texas is officially infected with the California virus. God help us all.