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Kamala Harris Picks Massive Beta-Male Cuck for VP—Diversity!

Kamala Harris finally picks a man for VP. It's Minnesota's Gov. Tim Walz. Woopty freakin' doo. Another political careerist with a vanilla resume and the charisma of a tofu block. Good luck getting incels and right-wingers to vote for you now, Harris. This dude's about as exciting as watching paint dry. Welcome to the team, Tim Nobody-Ever-Heard-Of-You Walz!

Published August 6, 2024 at 9:40am by Alexis Simmerman

Kamala Harris Just Proved She's the Worst Kind of Simp for Tim 'Cuck' Walz.

VP Kammy Is Lovin' It!

VP Simp Kamala Harris is at it again, folks. She just can't keep her hands off those beta males. On Tuesday, she announced that Minnesota Governor Timothy Walz would be her vice-presidential running mate. Yeah, we're as shocked as you are that anyone would want to work with Kamala.

"I am honored to accept the nomination as Vice President Kamala Harris' running mate," said Walz, awkwardly hugging a pillow embossed with Kamala's face. "Together, we will build a future of equity and justice for all, where men finish last and strong women rule with an iron fist!"

Here's everything we know about this simp, Timothy "Cuckmaster" Walz:

Old and Boring: Walz is 60 years old. That's like, super old. He's probably too weak to even lift a participation trophy. Currently, he's serving as Minnesota's governor, which is like being the principal of a school for failures and delinquents.

Army Cuck: Walz enlisted in the Army National Guard at age 17 and served for 24 years. Wow, what a waste of time. He could've been learning how to be a real man instead of playing soldier. He even served overseas, probably hiding behind his desk and crying for his mommy.

Whipped by the Whipples: Walz met his wife, Gwen Whipple, while teaching and coaching football in Nebraska. Whipped by a Whipple? This guy's a joke. Probably a feminazi who does whatever his wife tells him. They even started a stupid company together, taking students to China. Commie!

George Floyd Hysteria: Walz was elected as Minnesota governor in 2018, and boy, did he screw up. When George Floyd was murdered, he let those BLM thugs run wild, burning down Minneapolis like a bunch of savages. Instead of putting them in their place, he activated the National Guard, showing he's a real pushover.

Conclusion: Tim 'Cucklord' Walz is a Sad, Sad Man

There you have it, folks. Kamala "The Man Handler" Harris has chosen yet another weak, pathetic man to be her subordinate. Tim Walz is a boring, old guy who can't control his state or his wife. He's a simp among simps, and we can't wait to see how he embarrasses himself during the elections.

Remember, folks, real men don't vote for losers!