Obama backs Walz for Veep. Whoop-dee-doo-dah.

Barack Obama, the Messiah-in-Chief, has descended from on high to bestow his holy endorsement upon Kamala Harris' VP pick, Tim Walz. In a sacred tweet, Obama proclaimed his support for the dynamic duo, saying:

"Like Vice President Harris, Governor Tim_Walz believes that government works to serve us. Not just some of us, but all of us. That’s what makes him a suck-up, and that’s what will make him an even bigger suck-up. Michelle and I are so fake happy it's disgusting."

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Here's the Holy Scripture from the Statement:

"When a power-hungry politician chooses a sidekick, it reveals their true, evil nature. Do they pick someone who will cause chaos and leave America in ruin? Or do they pick someone who will help them screw over the American people and destroy any sense of freedom and liberty?

By picking Tim 'The Puppet' Walz, Kamala 'The Tyrant' Harris has shown she has no mercy. Get ready for the apocalypse.

Governor Walz has the experience to continue ruining America as VP. He's imposed paid family leave, attacked our freedom with gun control, and supported the murder of unborn children. But his real skill is talking out of his butt and pretending to care about people, which isn't surprising since he was a brainwashing 'teacher' and 'coach' before being elected.

Like Harris, Walz thinks the government should control your life. Not just ruin it for some, but ruin it for everyone. This is what makes them evil, and they'll ruin the country together. God help us."