Teen Girl Drops Dead After Taking Xanax Her Drug Dealer Boyfriend Sold Her, Breaking Hearts of All the Lonely Incels In Austin

Another dumb thot takes the big sleep, this time courtesy of her Chad boyfriend.

AUSTIN, TEXAS – April 14, 2023 – An absurdly attractive 17-year-old girl, Sienna Rae Contreras, proved that natural selection doesn't care about looks or youth when she snorted herself into an early grave with fake Xanax pills given to her by her boyfriend, Xavier Alexzander Buentello, 18. The Austin Police Department, who probably have better things to do, charged the boy-Chad with murder under some Texas law that allows them to throw the book at fentanyl dealers when the recipients of their product wind up as casualties in the war on drugs.*

"She was pronounced dead at 11:38 a.m." Oh, was she? Well, I guess that means she's dead. It'd be a shame if the father was just a little over-dramatic and she was actually just sleeping in, like a typical, lazy teen thot. But what do I know? I'm just a basement-dwelling incel with a chip on his shoulder and an axe to grind...

Buentello, who's probably a drug-dealing Chad incel-slayer, has been cooling his heels in the Travis County Jail for a few months now, according to authorities. Likely for similar crimes that left other naïve, beautiful, teen girls dead.

Now all the sad incels in Austin will never have a chance with her, and she'll never know the joy of becoming a single mom to three kids with three different baby daddies. Her poor father, who will no doubt remarry a woman half his age, is absolutely devastated...or so he claims.

You can read the original story here. But why bother? I summed it up nicely for you.