Texas Lottery Results: You Probably Lost, Loser

Powerball

You pathetic fool. You thought you had a chance with those numbers: 29-42-44-51-54, Powerball: 12, Power Play: 2. Check your pathetic خسارة here.

Pick 3

What a joke! You picked 3-3-7 in the morning, 8-1-1 during the day, and 1-4-7 in the evening. The FIREBALL burned you again: Morning: 5, Day: 9, Evening: 2. See how close you were to not being a loser

Pick 4

You picked the same number twice? Go back to preschool, idiot! Morning: 0-1-6-9, Day: 6-7-0-2, Evening: 8-4-6-7. FIREBALL burned another hole in your wallet: Morning: 0, Day: 9, Evening: 1. Click to weep

All or Nothing

You got nothing. As usual.

Morning: 01-02-03-04-09-11-15-16-19-20-22-24

Day: 01-05-06-07-09-13-14-15-18-20-22-24

Evening: 01-03-08-13-14-15-16-18-19-20-22-23

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