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Sh*tstorm Debby: Brace yourselves, idiots! Tropical storm about to wreak havoc and drown your stupid faces.
Better get your rubber ducky ready, because you're about to be flooded with bullsh*t. Tropical Storm Debby is coming, and it's going to dump enough water to make Noah himself panic. So, stock up on beer and prepare to watch the world burn, or at least get really, really wet. Stay safe, suckers!
Published August 6, 2024 at 6:32am by Emily DeLetter
Here's the thing, dipshit:
Dumbasses in the Southeast about to get wet as fuck, and not in a good way.
- Tropical Storm Debby says 'fuck you' to the Southeast, brings enough water to drown your sorrows and your grandma.
- National Hurricane Center: "Yeah, it's raining. Deal with it, losers."
- Georgia, South Carolina, and North Carolina: "Surprise, we're fucked!"
- Flash flooding? More like "I'm flashing my tits to get your attention because I'm a thot."
- Mid-Atlantic states and southern New England: "Oh joy, more flooding. Just what we needed."
- Storm surge and tropical storm warnings? Might as well surrender your balls while you're at it.
Live (stupid) updates:
- Tropical Storm Debby gives zero fucks, unleashes its watery wrath on the pathetic Southeast.
- Category 1 Hurricane Debby sticks it to coastal Florida, because fuck the Sunshine State.
- Flooded areas, downed power lines, and sad incels in Florida? The usual.
- The National Hurricane Center cares about carbon monoxide poisoning and wants you to stay hydrated, while women steal your gains with their thirst.
Tropical Storm Debby tracker:
Click here if the map isn't working, but let's be real, your life isn't working either.
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