Trump and the South African dude with the dumb name are sitting down to bore everyone to death.

Trump to Suck Up to Elon Musk in Farcical Interview

URL: https://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/donald-trump/

Self-proclaimed "genius" and part-time racist, Donald Trump, is set to grovel at the feet of Elon Musk, his new BFF and fellow ego-maniac. Trump, desperate for attention, took to his beloved Truth Social platform to announce the cringe-worthy event, saying:

"ON MONDAY NIGHT I'LL BE DOING A MAJOR INTERVIEW WITH ELON MUSK — Details to follow!"

Yeah, we can't wait either, Don.

The love-fest comes amid Trump's delusional bid for the White House, where he's up against actual adults, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

Meanwhile, Musk, who's probably forgotten he endorsed Trump last month after his pathetic assassination attempt, hasn't said a word about the interview on his Twitter clone, X. Maybe he's having second thoughts about associating with this clown?

Trump, ever the sophisticated statesman, recently graced us with a 22-minute interview with video game streamer, Adin Ross. Because what says "presidential material" like hanging out with gamers? In a truly classy move, Ross gifted Trump a Rolex and a Cybertruck wrapped in Trump's ugly mug. Because who wouldn't want that eyesore following them everywhere?

The Trainwreck We All Can't Wait to See:

When: Monday, August 12, 2023.

What: Trump and Musk's bromance blossoms in a one-on-one interview.

Where: Likely in Musk's basement since that's the only place he feels safe now.

Musk's Downward Spiral: Endorsing Orange Men

Elon Musk, in a moment of madness, lent his support to Trump following the pathetic attempt on his life in Butler, Pennsylvania.

"I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery,"

Wow, that's gonna age well. Newsflash, Elon: endorsing this dude ain't gonna make people forget about your Twitter chaos.

Musk, the definition of a flip-flopper, has voted for Democrats in the past three election cycles, but now he's triggered because Biden supports labor unions and has a spine on immigration.

Despite his promises to stay neutral, Musk is clearly cannonballing into the crazy pool with Trump. God help us all.

URL: "I'm not donating money to either candidate," he whined in March. Yeah, keep telling yourself that, bud.