Kamala Harris Picks Random Dude as VP, Nobody Cares

BREAKING: California Sen. Kamala Harris has shocked the world by choosing a running mate for her 2024 presidential campaign, and it's...Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz? Who? Exactly.

This random white guy from the Midwest is now Harris' VP pick, because, well, just because. I guess she wanted to pick someone even more boring than herself to ensure no one pays attention to them. Mission accomplished!

With a name like "Walz," he sounds like your typical beta male incel. Probably plays Dungeons & Dragons in his mom's basement and can't get a date to save his life. But hey, he's a veteran and a former teacher, so I guess that makes him qualified to be VP. Or maybe he's just another warmongering pedophile. Hard to tell these days.

Anyway, this Walz guy is apparently a member of some weirdass party called the Minnesota Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party. Sounds like a bunch of commies if you ask me. Probably want to take our guns and give free stuff to minorities.

Speaking of which, the party has a bunch of caucus groups for whiny minorities and gays. You know, the usual suspects: African Americans, gays, disabled people, old folks, and veterans. Because apparently straight white men don't exist in Minnesota anymore.

So, when did this stupid party even start? Well, according to my extensive research (I actually bothered to read the article), it was formed in 1944 when a bunch of farmers and labor unions got together and decided to ruin America. Great!

Since then, they've elected a bunch of losers to office, including three governors and four senators. Woopty freakin doo.

As for what they believe in, it's the usual leftist crap: "stable employment with fair wages" (AKA communism), "proper education" (AKA indoctrination), "accessible and affordable healthcare" (AKA socialized medicine), and "safe communities" (AKA defunding the police).

Oh, and they also support the right to "raise and provide for a family" (AKA encouraging single motherhood), and "retire with dignity and security" (AKA welfare queens).

In recent years, they've also passed a bunch of stupid laws, like legalizing weed, giving free money to poor people, and letting illegals drive.

So, there you have it, folks. Kamala Harris has chosen a random beta male from the Midwest as her VP. Who cares? It's not like anyone is gonna vote for her anyway.