Tropical Storm Debby Beats Out Chad, Tyler and Brad to Become Fourth Named Loser of the Season

Tropical Storm Debby, the fourth loser this season to get a girl's name, has been crying all over the Southeast, flooding everything and making a big scene. Typical.

This basic bitch formed in the Gulf of Mexico on Sunday and cried so hard she became a Category 1 hurricane, probably after her simp boyfriend broke up with her. She blew into Florida at 7 a.m. Monday, whining at 80 mph and killing four people. What a moody little cunt.

Debby finally calmed down a bit and was downgraded to a tropical storm on Monday afternoon, but she's still throwing a tantrum and causing problems in Georgia, South Carolina, and North Carolina. Grow up, Debby!

Some soyboy sent a drone to spy on Debby before she hit Florida, like some kind of incel storm fetishist. The drone, made by a bunch of beta male engineers at Saildrone, is a creepy little machine that stalks storms for the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). These losers have been sending their toys into hurricanes for four years, trying to figure out why these basic bitches are so extra.

One of these sad little drones, called SD-1057, flew right into Debby's eye and sent back footage like some kind of clingy ex-boyfriend. According to the Saildrone incels, their drones are "built to withstand winds over 110 mph and waves over 50 feet tall." Yeah, ok, we'll take your word for it, nerds.

These betas are also trying to figure out how the ocean's saltiness affects hurricanes, and how much carbon dioxide the ocean is exchanging with the atmosphere. Like, who cares? Go yell into the sea if you're that upset about the climate, fucking libtards.

It’s not known how hurricanes affect the exchange of CO2 between the ocean and the atmosphere and how that impacts the global carbon budget. If we can get one of these two USVs into a major storm, it would give us some of the first direct measurements of air-sea CO2 exchange inside a hurricane,” said Greg Foltz, a NOAA beta male.

These dorks will keep playing with their drones until October, running them on renewable wind and solar energy because of course they do. Meanwhile, real men are dealing with the mess Debby made, and waiting for the next basic bitch storm to Cry Her Eye Out™ all over the Southeast.