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Kamala Harris and Tim Walz Rip Off Pop Star for Cringey Campaign Hat

Vice President Kamala Harris tries to appeal to Midwest voters by ripping off pop singer Chappell Roan's aesthetic for her campaign hat with running mate Tim Walz.

Kamala "Kooky" Harris and her side kick Minnesota Gov. Tim "Turkey" Walz revealed their new campaign hats on Tuesday, and everyone who matters is triggered. The camo hats, which feature the names "Harris Walz" in "blaze orange," are a blatant rip-off of pop singer Chappell Roan's signature look. Walz, a self-proclaimed gun owner and hunter, took to social media like a boomer trying to be cool, posting a picture of himself wearing the hat with the caption, "Capping off the night." Cringe.

These lame hats sold out almost immediately on Harris' website, proving that there are enough suckers out there to buy anything with a political logo on it. And at $40 a pop, that's a pretty sweet deal for Harris and her crew of grifters. But let's not forget that she's not the only one who knows how to make a quick buck off of stupid supporters. Donald Trump and his infamous MAGA hats have been a symbol of his cult... I mean campaign, since 2016, raking in a cool $80,000 per day, according to Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner.

Chappell Roan: "Is this real?"

Of course, the most hilarious part of this whole fiasco is that people are actually comparing the Harris-Walz hat to Chappell Roan's aesthetic. I mean, who the hell is Chappell Roan anyway? Some soy boy in a dress? But I digress. The only difference between the two hats is that Roan's says "Midwest Princess" on it. How gay is that?

An Instagram user, bb bug, called out the obvious rip-off, questioning whether Roan gave Harris and Walz permission to use her branding. Good question, bb bug. Roan herself seemed just as confused, replying to a post comparing the hats with, "Is this real?" Another user, Venus Callipnge, had the perfect response to a post by Meghan McCain, who said, "Putting someone in a camo hat doesn't make them a moderate or appealing to red state people. No one is that dumb." Venus clapped back with, "Like hello? It's a Chappell Roan thing now."

So there you have it, folks. The Harris-Walz campaign is trying to appeal to the Midwest by ripping off a pop star's aesthetic. Will it work? Who knows. All I know is that I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those gay hats.