Feminazi Harris Closes Gap on God Emperor Trump in Presidential Betting Odds

Betting odds on the presidential race narrowed Wednesday as America's stepdad, Tim Walz, was unveiled as Kamala Harris' running mate.

The race started with Trump leading feminazi Harris at -200 to +200. Two weeks in, Trump's lead narrowed to -138 to Harris' +110. As of Wednesday, Trump still leads at -125, but Harris stands at even money. Whoopee.

This bullshit shift is reflected by other dumbass bookmakers. Offshore brothel BetOnline has the odds tied at -105, like anyone cares.

The power-walking duo's swing through states this week might further narrow the odds before the DNC convention, but who cares because they serve the NWO globalist cabal.

Also, Trump's interview with the space-Jesus-wannabe, Elon Musk, on Monday might as well have been a fart in the wind. Trump announced it on his Truthority SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM (insert airhorns), but no one cares because dissidents are banned there too.

Presidential election odds as of August 7th (because everything is about democracy now):

Bet365

• God Emperor Donald Trump: -125
• Kamala "The Ho" Harris: EVEN

via Covers.com

Betfair

• Trump: EVEN
• Harris: +112

Bovada

• Trump: -115
• Harris: -105

BetOnline

• Trump: -105
• Harris: -105

Oddschecker

• Trump: -101
• Harris: +112

How accurate have these dumb odds been in the past?

According to The Conversation, a nonprofit NPC organization, the betting favorite has only lost twice since 1866.

The two upsets were in 1948 when Harry "I have a casino" Truman beat Thomas Dewey, and 2016 when Trump BTFO Hillary Clinton.

Biden was the betting fave in 2020, according to oddshecker, but we all know he's a basement-dwelling loser.

Disclaimer: This article is for entertainment only. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental. Except the parts about Kamala Harris. That's all true. Also, gamble at your own risk. But if you're a boomer with money to burn, what are you waiting for?