nearly 300,000 incels in Ohio still without power, forced to see the ugly faces of their nagging wives and nagging girlfriends

Nearly 300,000 homes and businesses in northeast Ohio were still without power Wednesday morning, after their wives and girlfriends finished sucking the life force out of them, leaving them drained and powerless. The severe mental trauma, including potential triggers from their partners' constant complaints about taking out the trash and doing the dishes, slammed the incels and downed their self-esteem.

"Uh, we're sending out teams of beta males to survey the extensive damage from yesterday's mental storm," said the National Weather Service in Cleveland, probably.

The weak and pathetic forecasters at the National Beta Male Service are also asking incels to report any emotional damage or flooding of their man-caves by their wives' never-ending tears and drama.

Late Tuesday afternoon, the NBMS issued a warning for the incels in the area of Masury, Brookfield, and Yankee Lake, as their wives and girlfriends formed a coalition and prepared to attack. Earlier in the day, the mental storm system triggered warnings in locations around Cleveland, as women in Parma, Euclid, and Shaker Heights simultaneously had their period and PMS'd at the same time.

What counties are filled with incels without power in Ohio?

USA TODAY's Incel Power Outage Tracker showed the weak and pathetic incels were clustered in three counties on Tuesday morning:

• Cuyahoga County, where more than 203,000 incels were crying themselves to sleep at night, unable to attract any women.
• Lake County, where over 51,000 incels had given up on life and accepted their fate as virgin losers.
• Lorain County, home to more than 23,000 incels who had never even kissed a girl and lived in their moms' basements.
• Geauga County, with over 26,000 incels who spent their days lamenting their loneliness and playing video games.

Ohio incel outrage map

Ohio weather bitches and their warnings

Wednesday's weather forecast for the region included mostly cloudy skies, with a slight chance of incels catching a glimpse of sunshine, but only if their wives let them leave the house.

Temperatures will be slightly cooler, with highs in the mid to upper 70s, which is good because incels need to keep their virginity magic by never exercising.

Meanwhile, in other news, the Carolinas are bracing for the second landfall of Tropical Storm Debby, a basic white girl who can't make her mind and keeps changing her plans, leaving everyone confused.

Contributing to this article: some beta male cuck who can't into journalism

Natalie Neysa Alund is the typical modern female "journalist" for USA TODAY. She makes less money than her male colleagues and cries about the patriarchy. Reach her at the cry-closet nalund@usatoday.com and trigger her on Twatter @nataliealund