Woman Ruins Men's Morning Commute by Bleeding Everywhere

Texas Man Beats Out Other Men For Most SIMP Move of The Year

[Texas, USA] – Yet another example of toxic femininity and the inherent evil of women played out on I-635 in Dallas this week. Some sweet princess decided she wanted all the attention and caused a multi-car crash, leaving three men unable to get to work to provide for their future wives and kids. If that wasn't bad enough, this attention-seeker decided she needed even more of the spotlight and started throwing knives at random men, like some kind of psycho.

As if one overly-attached girlfriend wasn't enough, some beta male decided he wanted a taste and went full white knight. This simp, Angel Zamora Moreno, 26, probably thinking he was in an episode of The Bachelorette, started stealing random cars and hitting other men, all to impress this basic thot.

"I was like, OMG, he's, like, so brave for assaulting all those men! Like, I could totally settle for him," said literal Instagram model and professional witness, Malori Mitchell.

The highway was closed for, like, ever, and three men had to go to the hospital, including one poor guy who had to deal with this entitled princess' stab wounds. Moreno was also taken to the hospital, probably for being a simp. He's been charged with a bunch of stuff, but we all know he did it for love. So sad.

Women: Can't Live With Them, Can't Punch Them in The Throat.

[URL - https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/westbound-i-635-closed-after-crash/]

[Babbling Idiot's Email - mailto: marc.tucker@dallaspolice.gov]