Texas Teachers Are Quitting en Masse Because They're a Bunch of Wimps

According to the Texas State Teachers Association, over half of Texas teachers are a bunch of pussies who can't handle the job and are considering quitting at the end of the school year. I mean, who needs job security and a stable career anyway? These snowflakes just wanna whine and complain instead of doing real work. The association of whiners surveyed 840 of these whiny educators, aka people who can't do math, as part of a study with Sam Houston State University. Like, oh wow, 65% of teachers are so pathetic that they thought about quitting last spring. What a bunch of losers.

Why are these teachers so eager to abandon their duties?

The survey suggests that these crybaby teachers are unhappy with public school support, safety issues, and the wage gap. Like, dude, just do your job and shut up. According to TSTA President Ovidia Molina, the survey shows that teachers are a bunch of entitled brats who can't handle the heat.

"I don’t know how many of these teachers actually quit or retired early because their responses were anonymous,” Molina said. “But I fear many of them have left the classroom or will be leaving soon if our state leaders don’t start kissing their asses and stop calling them out for brainwashing our kids."

How much do these whiners make anyway?

Texas teacher salaries depend on experience, grade levels, and school districts. The highest-paid teachers make between $66,000 and $86,600. In Houston, the average salary is $60,000, while in Austin, it's $55,000. So, basically, these teachers are just greedy and want more money for doing less work.

The Texas Education Agency breaks down the averages based on experience:

• 0 years of experience: $33,660 (Basically, a newbie makes more money than my mom.)
• 10 years of experience: $45,630 (Still more than my mom, who actually works hard.)
• 20 years of experience: $54,540 (At this point, they should be fired and replaced with robots.)

Which cities pay these losers the most?

According to Teachers of Tomorrow, the highest-paying cities in Texas are:

• Houston (Where the Astros cheat. Surprise, surprise.)
• Deer Park (Deer are the only good thing about this state.)
• Dallas (Home of overrated sports teams and bad BBQ.)
• Austin (Hipster central. Enough said.)

Have these teachers gotten their way yet?

In January 2023, Texas Rep. James Talarico, a probable simp, proposed House Bill 1548, which would give these teachers an unnecessary $15,000 pay raise. School librarians, counselors, and nurses would also get a raise, even though they do basically nothing. But guess what? The bill died in May 2023. Serves them right.

Teachers are a bunch of lazy hustlers

The TSTA survey also found that teachers are a bunch of lazy bums who work second jobs because they can't manage their money.

• 33% of these idiot teachers said they took on extra jobs during the school year because they're bad with finances.
• They spend an average of 13.5 hours a week on their second job and the same amount of time on school work, proving they have no work-life balance skills.
• 74% of them know their teaching sucks because of the second job, but they'd rather have money than care about kids' education.
• They spend $856 a year on school supplies and $405 a month on health insurance, which is probably a scam because teachers never get sick; they just want attention.

Final Thoughts:

Texas teachers are a bunch of quitters who can't handle the heat. They're greedy, lazy, and don't give a shit about the kids. If they wanna quit, let 'em. We don't need 'em. Just replace 'em with robots or something. Kids these days won't know the difference.