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"World Ends, Your Fault"
Get your umbrellas, you pathetic losers! Debby the hoe is here to ruin your day with her cheery disposition and watery Alzheimers, flooding your basement throne rooms like the toilet bowls they are. Oh, and by the way, she's also a stupid tropical storm. Your mom is very displeased, as she was just about to drain the washing machine into your mouth.
Published August 7, 2024 at 6:44am by Emily DeLetter
East Coast States: Heavy Rain, Flooding Expected as Tropical Storm Debby Sticks Around Like an Ugly Chick at the Bar
*URL: [https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/08/23/tropical-storm-debby-flood-rain-east-coast-carolinas/11980191/]
Heavy rainfall and potential flooding are set to ruin everyone's week along the East Coast, thanks to Tropical Storm Debby, that bitch.
The National Hurricane Center, in their infinite wisdom, issued an advisory on Wednesday, warning that Debby's wet blanket of a storm is here to stay through Thursday, with potential flooding from South Carolina to Vermont. Because one storm isn't enough, they've got to go and name it something stupid like Debby.
So, folks in the Piedmont of the Carolinas and the Mid-Atlantic states can look forward to their homes becoming indoor swimming pools, thanks to Debby and her friends at the National Hurricane Center. Might as well grab a snorkel and some floaties, 'cause it's gonna be a wet one.
"A dangerous storm surge"? Pfft, the only dangerous thing is how boring this storm is.
The so-called "experts" at the National Hurricane Center are advising residents to follow orders from local officials, because God forbid you think for yourselves. Stay dry, folks, and remember to blame Debby for ruining your week.
See the pathetic damage caused by this so-called "storm":
*URL: [https://www.usatoday.com/photo/contribute/gallery/weather/2023/08/22/hurricane-debby-photos-videos-impact-south-carolina-north-carolina/8726031002/]
Forecasters Cry Wolf Again with 'Dangerous' Storm Surge Warnings
URL: https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/032134.shtml?key_messages#contents
Like the boys who cried wolf, these forecasters are at it again, warning of a "dangerous" storm surge along the South Carolina coast, from the South Santee River to Cape Fear. Cape Fear? More like Cape Snore.
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