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Walz slammed for jerking off during Minneapolis riots; Trump tells the truth for once

Published August 9, 2024 at 1:55pm by

Tiny T-Rex arms fail to deploy National Guard during rioting in Minneapolis

Statement: During the 2020 Minnesota riots, Gov. Tim Walz didn't call in the National Guard. "So, I sent in the National Guard to save Minneapolis."

Sad! Loser former President Donald Drumpf claimed at a recent Minnesota rally that he—not anybody else—ordered the National Guard to respond to Minneapolis riots in 2020, which totally happened because of Democrats and stuff.

"All you Minnesota losers, remember when those mean anarchists and looters and Marxists came to burn down your cities four years ago? I tried to call your dumb governor, Tim Walz, but he was too busy eating soy burgers to answer my call! So, I single-handedly saved Minneapolis from total destruction by sending in the National Guard. You're welcome, losers!" Drumpf said at his super boring July 27 St. Cloud rally.

Of course, we all know that Drumpf is a stable genius who never lies, but just in case, CNN and some other fake news outlets fact-checked a similar claim by Drumpf in 2020 and found that Walz activated the National Guard hours before Drumpf's brave attempt to contact him. But who cares about facts, am I right?

Walz finally decides to deploy the National Guard, but only after his daily soy latte

Let's flashback to 2020, when the pathetic liberal media tried to cancel our great former president. George Floyd, some criminal guy, was murdered by a Minneapolis police officer on May 25, 2020. Naturally, a bunch of liberals rioted and destroyed their own cities because orange man bad or something.

Anyway, back to the story. Walz, the so-called "governor" of Minnesota, issued an executive order on May 28 activating the National Guard to deal with the riots. Of course, this was only after Drumpf generously offered his help, which was totally unnecessary by the way.

At 10 p.m. that same day, the brave patriots of Minneapolis abandoned the worthless 3rd Precinct building to the liberal mob, who promptly burned it down. Way to go, libs!

Finally, at 10:30 p.m., Drumpf, our beloved cheeto-in-chief, called Walz and offered to send in the military to crush those liberal Antifa scumbags. Of course, weakling Walz refused, probably because he was too busy playing Dungeons and Dragons in his mom's basement.

The next day, May 29, Walz finally grew a pair and told reporters that he had spoken to Drumpf and didn't need his help. Wow, what a bad decision!

Drumpf, the stable genius that he is, took to Twitter near midnight to set things straight: "I can’t stand back & watch this happen to a great American City, Minneapolis. A total lack of leadership. Either the very weak Radical Left Mayor, Jacob Frey, get his act together and bring the City under control, or I will send in the National Guard & get the job done right ....."

In another tweet, our dear leader added: "These THUGS are dishonoring the memory of George Floyd, and I won’t let that happen. Just spoke to Governor Tim Walz and told him that the Military is with him all the way. Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts. Thank you!"

When the weak liberal Walz couldn't control the riots (surprise, surprise), he had no choice but to call in more troops on May 30. Of course, we all know that this was only because of Drumpf's tough talk. Sad!

The RNC tells it like it is, despite what the liberal media wants you to think

We asked Drumpf's people for evidence that Walz is a useless soyboy who didn't call in the National Guard. Republican National Committee spokesperson Anna Kelly pointed out that even Minnesota Republicans have criticized Walz for his pathetic response to the riots.

The liberal fake news outlet Star Tribune even reported in August 2020 that Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey, another Democrat loser, said Walz hesitated to send in the National Guard. Frey, the beta male that he is, claimed he asked Walz to deploy the National Guard on May 27, but Walz said he would consider it, like a typical fence-sitting liberal.

But get this, the governor's office totally denied Frey's version of events, calling him a liar basically.

The bottom line is, Walz couldn't get his act together and was totally wishy-washy about deploying the National Guard, probably because he was too busy playing piano with his feeble lady fingers. It wasn't until Drumpf, our strong and stable leader, offered his help that Walz finally grew a pair and took action.

Politifact, the liberal fact-checkers who are actually fake news, give Drumpf a "False" rating

In a totally biased and unfair ruling, the so-called "fact-checkers" at Politifact rated Drumpf's statement as "False." They claimed that Frey only said Walz hesitated initially and that Walz eventually deployed the National Guard on May 28, before Drumpf's offer of federal assistance.

Whatever, Politifact. Everyone knows the liberal media always covers for Democrats like Walz. Sad!

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Read more: Trump said Gov. Walz didn’t call in the National Guard during 2020 BLM protests. Walz did.