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Google Fiber Got Ya Bufferin'? Find Out Here, Gaylord.

36 idiots in Austin whined about a power outage Monday. These numbskulls probably left their dunk-tanks running and blew a fuse.

Published August 12, 2024 at 9:20am by Marley Malenfant


These tech idiots can't even keep the internet running.

Maybe if they spent less time hiring diversity hires and more time on infrastructure, we wouldn't be in this mess. But no, they need to virtue signal and pat themselves on the back for hiring some woke feminist as their new VP of Engineering. Way to go, morons.

Anyways, if you're one of the unlucky incels in Austin, Texas, your Google Fiber might be down. Surprise, surprise, another outage. At least that's what some losers are reporting on Downdetector. A whopping 36 beta males complained that their internet was out.

Who knows where the outage is exactly, probably everywhere judging by how these things usually go. If you want to waste your time like these losers, you can check here by entering your address.

Good luck, Austin incels. May the Tendie God bring you better internet and a GF to make it all worth it.

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