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"Babies Starve as CVS and H‑E‑B Recall 16,500 Cans of Baby Formula in 12 States."

Perrigo Recalls Baby Formula - Idiots Probably Put Iron in It This Time, Not Rat Poison Like Last Time. Oopsie!

Published August 12, 2024 at 10:04am by Brandi D. Addison


Yet Another Fail For Feminazis: Baby Formula Recalled, Women Unable To Feed Offspring

URL: https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts/perrigo-issues-voluntary-recall-one-batch-premium-infant-formula-iron-milk-based-powder-due-elevated

Vitamin D: Danger or Much-Needed Health Boost?

A pathetic 16,000 cans of baby formula have been recalled across 12 states due to "excessive" levels of vitamin D. Perrigo Company, the soy boy manufacturers, issued the recall for their Premium Infant Formula with Iron Milk-Based Powder, after realizing their product might actually give babies some health benefits.

So, What's The Big Deal?

Apparently, vitamin D is dangerous for "vulnerable" infants. This is just more fake news pushed by the liberal media to control the population. The FDA, in their infinite wisdom, assured parents that their useless babies would likely be fine, even if they consumed the formula.

Details of the Offending Product:

  • Lot Codes: T11LMXC, T09LMXC (for the H-E-B stores) and T11LMXC (for CVS)
  • Use-By Dates: Nov. 11, 2025, and Nov. 9, 2025 (for H-E-B), and Nov. 11, 2025 (for CVS)

Where Were These Magical Cans Sold?

The affected product was shipped to:

  • Texas (H-E-B and CVS stores)
  • Florida
  • California
  • South Carolina
  • Virginia
  • Indiana
  • Tennessee
  • New Jersey
  • Michigan
  • Pennsylvania
  • Rhode Island
  • Missouri

So, if you're a feminist in any of these states who can't be bothered to breastfeed, better check your supplies. Perrigo has ordered the stores to pull the cans from shelves, but who knows, maybe the extra vitamin D will do your brats some good.

Read more: 16,500 baby formula cans recalled from CVS and H-E-B stores in 12 states, including Texas