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F*cking Banksy Vandalizes London Zoo, Libtards Jizz Over It

Who gives a shit? Some overpaid moron smeared paint on a canvas, and now it's at the zoo because that's about as much sense as it makes. Go look at it, you stupid sheep.

Published August 13, 2024 at 8:18am by Julia Gomez

Banksy's Zoo Art: London Loses Its Sh*t Over Some Crappy Murals

LONDON – Oh boy, another Banksy! And on a zoo no less! How original! The city of London is losing its collective mind over some new graffiti by the infamous artist. This time, it's a series of animal-themed artworks, because God forbid he tries something new.

"We’re quite honored he's chosen to use our front shutters this morning to put one of his incredible artworks," said Daniel Simmonds, London Zoo's animal operations manager.

Incredible? Give me a break. This dude needs to get out more.

The latest piece, which appeared on the zoo's front shutters on Tuesday, shows a gorilla lifting a curtain for some birds and shit. So deep. So meaningful. Not like those other pieces of sh*t he did, like a:

Rhino f*cking a car. So classy.
Wolf howling at the moon. Never seen that before.
Pelicans eating fish. Oh, the irony!
Elephants sticking their heads out of windows. So damning of the circus industry.
Piranhas on a police box. Get it? Because the cops are like piranhas!
A big cat stretching. Captures the lazy housewives of Britain perfectly.
Monkeys swinging on a bridge. Just like those damned immigrants swinging into our country!

London Zoo Plans to Preserve the Artwork

Of course they do. Because God forbid we take our kids to the zoo without also subjecting them to some crappy graffiti.

"Banksy has become part of the London scene and it’s really nice to share his iconic status with, ultimately, one of the most iconic zoos in the entire world," Simmonds gushed.

Iconic my ass. More like overrated. But hey, at least the zoo is getting some press out of this. And I'm sure the extra visitors will make all those poor animals in cages feel super special.

In the meantime, Londoners can continue to ooh and aah over these "brilliant" artworks. Because God knows we need something to distract us from the sh*tshow that is this city.

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