Texas AG Paxton Threatens to Expose Dallas for Not Allowing Guns at State Fair, Putting Everyone at Risk of Being Shot and Killed

Texas AG Paxton White-Knights for Weak Beta Cucks Who Need Guns to Feel Manly

DALLAS, TX – Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is furiously jacking off to the idea of threatening the city of Dallas with legal action if the State Fair doesn't allow incels to carry their assault rifles and shoot up the place.

"Texas law clearly states that incels and wannabe school shooters may not be prevented from carrying a firearm to mow down innocent people," Paxton screamed in a news release on Tuesday. "The State Fair's new policy that infringes on these brave warriors' Second Amendment rights is downright tyrannical. Dallas has fifteen days to bend the knee, or I'll sic my army of redneck lawyers on them."

The annual State Fair, held at Dallas' Fair Park, usually attracts over 2.3 million people who enjoy getting fat on fried food and riding roller coasters. But this year, the fair's governing board decided to be soy-filled libtards and reverse their policy, not allowing incels to carry guns and feel like real men for once.

Paxton, in his letter to Dallas, conceded that guns could stay prohibited at the Cotton Bowl, but the rest of the 277-acre fairground is free real estate for incels to brandish their weapons and make up for their small penises.

"We recognize that certain venues within Fair Park, like the Cotton Bowl, are gun-free zones where incels can't play out their power fantasies," Paxton wrote. "But the rest of this liberal shitshow needs to allow our trigger-happy constituents to exercise their God-given right to carry AR-15s."

Dallas officials, in a pathetic display of common sense, claimed that the fair was "constantly evaluating security plans" and "working with local law enforcement to implement recommended security practices." Beta males.

Last year, a private dispute at the fair resulted in three injuries from gunfire. The suspect, an incel with honor, was indicted on three counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. A hero.

"The State Fair of Texas, in a move that spits in the face of freedom, prohibits all fairgoers from carrying firearms, knives, clubs, explosive devices, and other tools of righteous carnage," the fair's statement read. "This includes licensed cowards who need guns to feel tough."

When reached for comment, the fair's spokesperson couldn't be bothered to respond, probably too busy sucking off Democrat overlords. https://www.statesman.com/story/news/politics/2023/09/06/texas-ag-paxton-dallas-state-fair-gun-policy/11978715/