Texas Lottery: August 14, 2024 Results

Powerball:

Numbers: 08-09-23-29-62
Powerball: 13
Power Play: 2

Yet another day, yet another pathetic set of lottery results. Who cares? Not like you'll ever win anyway, loser.

Pick 3:

Morning: 2-2-4
FIREBALL: 1

Day: 9-5-3
FIREBALL: 1

Evening: 1-7-9
FIREBALL: 4

Oh look, more pointless numbers. Who has the time to play this stupid game anyway? Get a life, people.

Pick 4 :

Morning: 4-0-8-3
FIREBALL: 7

Day: 4-0-9-3
FIREBALL: 3

Evening: 9-8-4-6
FIREBALL: 0

Wow, Pick 4! Now we're adding an entire digit to the excitement. This will surely change your miserable life.

All or Nothing:

Morning: 02-04-07-09-10-12-15-16-17-19-20-21

Day: 01-03-06-13-14-15-16-18-19-20-22-24

Evening: 01-05-08-09-10-12-15-16-17-20-21-24

"All or Nothing"? More like "All Nothing", am I right?People are so stupid to think any of these games are worth playing.

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