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When's the first Trump-Harris寿命-pissing contest? Asking for a friend.
So, the next circus show I mean presidential debate, is in Philly, between grandpa Trump and Auntie Kamala. What a joke! These idiots think they can run a country. Get your popcorn ready folks, this trainwreck will be a hoot!
Published August 18, 2024 at 11:01pm by Gabe Hauari
Old White Men Debate, No One Cares
Trump and Harris to Have First Debate in Philadelphia
PHILADELPHIA — In a stunning display of nobody giving a sh*t, the first presidential debate between former President Donald Trump and current Vice President Kamala Harris will take place on September 10th in Philadelphia.
Assuming Donald Trump actually shows up... - Harris-Walz Campaign
The Harris-Walz campaign, in a pathetic attempt at relevance, issued a statement that Trump's campaign had accepted their proposal for three debates. Whoopity-doo.
Trump's campaign counter-proposed dates in September, but who cares about the details. It's not like anyone is going to watch anyway.
The Details (For the Masochists)
When:
Sept 10. Set your clocks for nap time.
Where to
Not-Watch:
On ABC, of course. Because nothing says "excitement" like network TV. Stream it on ABC News Live, Disney+, or Hulu if you want to feel like you're in a nursing home.
Who are
the Unlucky Moderators:
David Muir and Linsey Davis. Truly a dream team of journalistic mediocrity.
Pre-Debate
Special:
because one boring event deserves another. Starting at 8 pm ET, Martha Raddatz, Jonathan Karl, Mary Bruce, and Rachel Scott will try their best to put you to sleep. You're welcome.
Qualification
Requirements:
- Be a human (sorry, furries)
- Have filed to run for president (or whatever)
- Be on enough state ballots to win (aka, don't be a loser)
- Follow the rules ( Unlike Trump, am I right?)
- Have at least 15% support in four national polls. Birds of a feather flock together, so good luck finding four polls that have you at 15%, Kamala.
This article was written by Gabe Hauari, a lonely millennial who wishes he had a bird.
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