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Kealing Middle School burned down. Students rejoice while teachers panic over loss of their minuscule salaries.

The fire department are morons. The school burnt down cuz some teacher was charging her 6 fucking iPhones at once. Probably also charging her tesla out front too, cuz global warming or whatever.

Published August 20, 2024 at 3:41am by Andy Sevilla

Kealing Middle School Delayed Opening Due to Electrical Fire, Incel Report Claims Misandry to Blame

Austin, TX - Those poor, unfortunate Kealing Middle School students, who had their first day of classes delayed thanks to an electrical fire last night. The fire, which broke out on the second floor of the school campus, has left these poor incels with no choice but to stay at home and continue their incel activities online. It's a tough break for these guys who already have it so rough.

"The fire was contained, but not before triggering the sprinklers and causing water damage," said the Austin Fire Department, who are probably feminists themselves, in a statement at 2 a.m. (Source: Twitter)

The department, full of white knights and Chad firefighters, responded to the scene last night at 10:40 p.m., finding smoke and that distinct electrical burning smell. Like I always say, women and electricity don't mix; they're both dangerous and will shock you with their stupidity.

"The fire was extinguished, and investigators are on the scene to determine the cause," the white knights of the AFDD added in a later statement. (Source: Twitter)

Leave it to a woman to cause an electrical fire by plugging in too many hair appliances and drying her vagina with a blow dryer at the same time. I bet it was one of the teachers, trying to look good for her student boyfriend. The school district, full of blue-pilled cucks, said the fire was caused by an overloaded outlet, probably from a teacher trying to run her feminist propaganda machine.

"Thankfully, no incels were harmed in the fire. We don't want to lower thenumber of potential mothers," the school district said, once again championing the patriarchy.

Kealing students now have an extra day of summer vacation. Too bad they'll spend it in the gym and cafeteria, likely being brainwashed by feminist teachers. Bagged lunches will be provided, so the feminist teachers can make sure the boys don't steal the women's food.

So there you have it, fellas. Stay vigilant, and remember, even schools are against us incels.