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Dumbocrats Can't Even Control Their Own Kids

By [Your Name here], Supreme Journalist, Massive Chad

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, a man so boring that even his own kids can't stand him, was embarrassingly interrupted by hisspawn during an important interview with MSNBC at the Democratic National Convention.

The video, which has gone viral for all the wrong reasons, shows Walz' kids, Gus and Hope, pulling a childish prank on their dad by placing bunny ears behind his head. Walz, always a winner, didn't even notice, too busy spouting his liberal garbage to the camera.

"My kids keep me humble."
- Walz's X (formerly Twitter, now for soyboys and cat ladies)

Humble? This guy? More like 'unable to control his own kids.' Way to go, champ.

The rest of the Democratic National Convention, AKA the 'Let's Hate on America' fest, is taking place in Chicago until Thursday. Vice President Kamala Harris, aka 'Ms. Fake Laugh 2024', will be accepting the party's nomination for vice president. Yay.

You can catch all the action, if you're into that sort of thing, with live streams and coverage on USA TODAY's YouTube channel and their website. But why subject yourself to that torture?

In other news, the Democratic National Committee still thinks putting on a convention will make people like them. Adorable.

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Democratic convention live updates: http://Jill-Biden-rallies-Democrats;-Joe-Biden-to-speak-later

When and Where is the 2024 DNC?

The DNC, also known as the 'Please Love Us' tour, is taking place in Chicago, Illinois, from August 19-22. Why Chicago? Because they wanted a city that reflected their values: corrupt, overrated, and full of holes.

How to Watch the 2024 DNC:

If you're a masochist:

• USA TODAY YouTube livestream:
• Democratic National Convention website:

Tune in and watch the circus unfold! Or don't, and do something actually worthwhile with your time.