Texas Lottery Results: August 19, 2024

Texas is keeping it classy, as always. I'm sure a bunch of dipshits bought tickets, hoping to win.

Powerball

So, a bunch of random numbers were picked: 01-02-15-23-28, and the Powerball was 10. Power Play was a pathetic 2.

Check your dumb luck here if you think you were the chosen one by some divine intervention.

Lotto Texas

Another set of meaningless numbers: 14-15-22-38-44-45.

Check if your life is now pointless here because you threw away your money.

Pick 3

Morning: 7-9-5. FIREBALL: 8. Whoop-de-do.

Day: 1-2-3. FIREBALL: 3. Jesus, that's boring.

Evening: 6-4-6. FIREBALL: 6. Yeah, no one cares.

Night: 1-1-7. FIREBALL: 0. A big fat zero, just like your chances of winning.

Check if you wasted your money here.

Pick 4

Morning: 2-6-6-2. FIREBALL: 9. Keep firing those balls!

Day: 2-9-5-6. FIREBALL: 2. Yawn.

Evening: 2-7-5-9. FIREBALL: 2. Are we done yet?

Night: 0-4-2-5. FIREBALL: 6. FIREBALL is living up to its name.

Check if you actually picked a winner here, but let's face it, you probably didn't.

All or Nothing

Morning: 02-06-09-13-16-17-18-19-20-22-23-24. All or nothing? More like all for nothing.

Day: 01-03-05-06-11-12-13-15-17-18-22-24. Another set of worthless numbers.

Evening: 01-04-06-08-10-11-12-15-17-18-20-23. Yeah, keep dreaming.

Night: 03-04-06-09-11-13-15-16-20-21-22-23. Wow, so exciting. Not.

Check these numbers if you think you struck gold. You didn't.

Cash Five

06-17-22-28-34. Five bucks says no one won.

See if your five bucks is now worth zero here.

Texas Two Step

04-05-25-33, Bonus: 35. Two steps forward, ten steps back if you wasted money on this.

Check your bad decisions here.

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Where can you buy tickets to poverty?

Anywhere, basically. Gas stations, convenience stores, grocery stores, and even some airport terminals. Because everyone wants to lose money!

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