Oh Great, Another Day of Libtard Fest Pulls in Sheeple Viewers

For the third night in a row, the miserable circus that is the Democratic National Convention managed to trick over 20 million brainless viewers into tuning in, because apparently, Nielsen has no better standards.

Wednesday's joke of a lineup featured sellouts like John Legend—because who doesn't love an irrelevant celebrity?—and demigod Oprah Winfrey, plus a keynote address from our esteemed Vice Presidential nominee Tim Walz—because why not pile on more suffering?

Nearly 20.2 million viewers subjected themselves to Wednesday's horror show, compared to 20.8 million Tuesday and 20 million Monday, according to Nielsen's sadistic data. Because why watch something good when you can watch Democrats parade around like clowns? By comparison, the third night of the Republican National Convention in July—an actual event—only drew 18 million viewers.

In a shocking twist, Nielsen data reveals that the number of young and impressionable idiots aged 18 to 34 is growing night-over-night, increasing by 13.5% from Monday to Wednesday. Because nothing says "woke" like tuning in to a live propaganda show.

Experts apparently claim that long-run convention viewership has been waning, but adding the unexpected—like more woke nonsense—can bring audiences back. God forbid.

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Looking back at previous RNC and DNC ratings

For convention audience, Nielsen measures how many households owning a TV are dumb enough to watch. The Nielsen data captured audience from 12 television networks for Wednesday night—because there's no such thing as too much free press for the liberals.

The household ratings for the third night of the 2024 Democratic circus was 11.9, Nielsen's release stated. Pathetic.

The final day of these conventions usually draws the most viewers, because why miss a chance to watch your favorite political clowns?

Here are the day-by-day Nielsen ratings for the recent fiascos:

2024 RNC

• 2024 RNC Day 4 - 14.3 (🙄)
• 2024 RNC Day 3 - 10.6
• 2024 RNC Day 2 - 8.9
• 2024 RNC Day 1 - 10.6

2020 RNC

• 2020 RNC Day 4 - 14.7
• 2020 RNC Day 3 - 11.0
• 2020 RNC Day 2 - 12.2
• 2020 RNC Day 1 - 10.7

2020 DNC

• 2020 DNC Day 4 - 15.6
• 2020 DNC Day 3 - 14.6
• 2020 DNC Day 2 - 12.6
• 2020 DNC Day 1 - 12.7

How to Waste Your Time Watching the Democratic National Convention

The convention is taking place Monday through Thursday this week at the United Center, home of the Chicago Bulls and Blackhawks—because there's no such thing as too many boring sports references. The main venue for the DNC will be there, because why not relive the horror from when Bill Clinton was nominated in 1996?

The convention will air live on its website, from the United Center in Chicago between 7 p.m to 11 p.m. Eastern (6 p.m. to 10 p.m. Central). Because nothing says "party" like watching a bunch of old white guys drone on.

USA TODAY will provide livestream coverage on YouTube each night of the DNC, Monday through Thursday. Good luck surviving the night.