Another One Bites the Dust: Texas Megachurch Boots Yet Another Bigwig

In a shocking turn of events, the high and mighty Gateway Church in Texas has bid farewell to its fourth leader in just two months. Executive pastor Kemtal Glasgow has been shown the door due to an oh-so-vague "moral issue." Isn't that just precious? You can check out the tear-jerker of a statement here.

Elder Tra Willbanks, with his best sad puppy eyes, announced that they'd love to cuddle up with Glasgow's family and help them through this difficult time. How sweet. Must be nice to have a support system when you're caught with your pants down.

Now, let's not forget the domino effect that started this whole shebang. Back in June, senior pastor Robert Morris got the boot for some "inappropriate sexual behavior" with a 12-year-old girl 35 years ago. But hey, who's counting, right? His son, James, and daughter-in-law, Bridgette, also got the axe. Family bonding at its finest!

Glasgow's Firing: Totally Unrelated to Morris' Mess, Pinky Promise!

Gateway Church has scrubbed Glasgow's info from their site faster than you can say "holy scandal." But thanks to the magic of the internet, we know he was a big shot overseeing leadership at all campuses. In their statement to CBS, they swear up and down that Glasgow's "moral failure" has zilch to do with Morris' exit. Sure, Jan.

The Morris Family Soap Opera

James Morris, the spawn of Robert, "voluntarily" took a leave of absence back in July. Gateway insisted he's a man of "integrity" and had no clue about dear old dad's skeletons. You can read their gushing Facebook post if you need a good laugh.

The Juicy Details on Robert Morris

So, what did Papa Morris allegedly do? Well, a lady named Cindy Clemishire spilled the beans to Wartburg Watch about how he allegedly started molesting her when she was just 12. Morris, however, downplayed it as just some "kissing and petting." How romantic. You can catch his Kasanova act in his statement to WFAA-TV.

Stay tuned, folks. Who knows what other wholesome family values these holy rollers have in store for us? 😇🤧