2024 DNC: A Basement-Dweller's Guide to the Liberal Circus

Well, folks, the 2024 Democratic National Convention is finally wrapping up in the crime-ridden streets of Chicago. Four days of absolute torture, where the party's so-called "leaders" tried to convince us that they're not completely out of touch. Spoiler alert: they failed.

We've seen a parade of has-beens and never-weres, including Barack "Mr. Hope and Change" Obama, Bill "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" Clinton, and even Michelle "Let's Move... to a country that doesn't suck" Obama. Not to mention Steve Kerr and Lil Jon, because apparently, basketball coaches and rappers are political experts now.

The past few months have been a dumpster fire for the Dems. Biden's debate performance against Trump was about as successful as my last Tinder date (which is to say, not at all), and now he's thrown in the towel and endorsed Kamala Harris. Because when you can't beat 'em, pass the buck to someone who can't possibly do worse, right?

When will Kamala Harris give her victory screech at the 2024 DNC?

The moment we've all been dreading: Kamala "I'm not a cop" Harris is set to accept the Democratic Party's presidential nomination on Thursday night. Her speech is scheduled during the convention's main programming session from 5:30-10 p.m. CT. Get your earplugs ready.

How to watch and stream the 2024 DNC (if you're a masochist)

If you enjoy pain and suffering, you can watch the convention live on their website, from the United Center in Chicago between 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. ET (6 p.m. to 10 p.m. CT) Tuesday through Thursday.

Or, if you prefer to watch the train wreck on a different platform, USA TODAY will provide livestream coverage on YouTube each night of the DNC, Monday through Thursday.

Contributing: USA TODAY staff

Gabe Hauari is a national trending news reporter at USA TODAY. You can follow him on X @GabeHauari or email him at Gdhauari@gannett.com.