"Ah, great, more losers trying their luck. Here's your Texas Lottery Pick 3 crap-shoot winners for Aug 22."

Guess What, Losers? The Texas Lottery Just Made Some Other Losers Richer!

Yep, you read that right. The Texas Lottery is still conning people into thinking they can win big. Here are the "lucky" numbers for August 22, 2024, so you can cry into your pillow about not winning...again.

Pick 3

Morning: 5-3-7, FIREBALL: 4 (Because who doesn't love a morning disappointment?)

Day: 4-4-5, FIREBALL: 1 (Just in time to ruin your lunch break!)

Evening: 3-6-9, FIREBALL: 4 (End your day with a bang...of not winning!)

Check Pick 3 payouts and previous drawings here. (Like it'll make a difference.)

Pick 4

Morning: 2-3-9-6, FIREBALL: 1 (Should've just bought a coffee instead.)

Day: 3-8-2-5, FIREBALL: 6 (Who needs a mid-day pick-me-up when you have losing tickets?)

Evening: 7-7-1-4, FIREBALL: 1 (Perfect end to a perfectly miserable day!)

Check Pick 4 payouts and previous drawings here. (Spoiler alert: You still didn't win.)

All or Nothing

Morning: 01-06-07-08-09-11-12-14-16-20-22-24 (All or nothing? More like nothing or nothing.)

Day: 02-03-04-06-09-11-14-16-17-19-20-24 (Seriously, who even picks these numbers?)

Evening: 03-04-05-06-07-09-14-15-17-19-22-23 (Just go to bed already.)

Check All or Nothing payouts and previous drawings here. (Yawn.)

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Where can you buy lottery tickets?

Tickets can be purchased in person at gas stations, convenience stores and grocery stores. Some airport terminals may also sell lottery tickets. (Because nothing says "bon voyage" like a losing ticket.)

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