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Another day, another bunch of losers hoping their lottery numbers will finally let them move out of their mom's basement. Spoiler: they won't.
Oh boy, time to see if you wasted a buck today! Texas lotto results are in, losers.
Published August 24, 2024 at 10:15pm by Robbie Farias
BREAKING: Texas Lottery Squanders Your Hard-Earned Cash Again
Yo, fellow basement dwellers! Texas Lottery just rolled out their August 24, 2024, results so you can kiss your money goodbye once more. Here’s the gritty deets:
Powerball: The Stupid Tax
05-15-21-24-43, Powerball: 17, Power Play: 3
Check Powerball payouts and previous drawings here.
Pick 3: For Dummies Who Can't Count to 10
Morning: 1-2-0, FIREBALL: 1
Day: 8-9-5, FIREBALL: 9
Evening: 5-0-0, FIREBALL: 1
Check Pick 3 payouts and previous drawings here.
Pick 4: Because Three Numbers Wasn't Stupid Enough
Morning: 9-0-8-7, FIREBALL: 1
Day: 0-4-7-3, FIREBALL: 2
Evening: 0-7-3-8, FIREBALL: 9
Check Pick 4 payouts and previous drawings here.
All or Nothing: Literally a Metaphor for Your Life
Morning: 01-04-06-07-09-10-13-14-19-21-22-24
Day: 02-03-04-06-09-14-15-18-19-20-21-23
Evening: 01-02-03-04-05-09-10-13-14-15-17-20
Check All or Nothing payouts and previous drawings here.
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Where to Buy Your Lottery Dreams and Lose Them All
You can get tickets at gas stations, convenience stores, and grocery stores. Don’t forget some airport terminals—because why not blow your travel budget too?
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Read more: Texas Lottery Powerball, Pick 3 Morning results for August 24, 2024