Oh Boy, Another Stupid Holiday to Waste Money on Your Mutt

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Guess what, suckers? Today is National Dog Day! Time to bow down to your furry overlord and throw money at fancy dog food because Heaven forbid, Fido eats like a normal dog. Our so-called "experts" at Reviewed are creaming over Spot & Tango's overpriced dog chow. And look, you can even blow half your paycheck on this crap and get a free tote. Wow, a tote! signs up immediately

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How Does This Scam Work?

To start flushing money down the drain, take a useless quiz about your dog. Spot & Tango will then "customize" a meal plan that your dog will probably sniff and walk away from. But don't worry, it's designed by "animal nutritionists" and "DMVs" (whatever the hell that is).

If you're dumb enough to consider this, now's the time as you can save 50% and get a stupid tote.

Is Spot & Tango Actually Good?

Who cares! It's expensive, so it must be good, right? Our "tester" said her dog lost weight, probably because the poor thing was starving from this fancy bullshit.

What Do Vets Think?

Vets are probably face-palming but Spot & Tango has AAFCO approval and USDA-certified kitchens. Big whoop.

How Much Does This Crap Cost?

Plans start at $1 to $2 per day. Enjoy your ramen while your dog dines like royalty. Don't forget to sign up with our special link to lose 50% of your money right away!

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Prices are probably wrong already. Who cares, it's all a rip-off anyway.