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Oh, joy! Now Austin hipsters can sip crap coffee in a fancy trailer and pretend they're not at home — 'cause who wants to be there?

Great, just what we needed. Two more hipster dipshits peddling overpriced coffee to downtown douchebags. Thanks, Trujillo brothers. Can't wait to see your pretentious trailer parked next to the overflowing dumpsters.

Published August 26, 2024 at 6:02am by Rachel Royster

Caffeine-Drunk Hipsters Rejoice! New Desnudo Coffee Trailer Opens Downtown

Oh, what a time to be alive for those self-proclaimed coffee snobs in Austin! The Trujillo brothers, Juan and Sergio, just opened a second coffee trailer downtown to satiate those who can't stand the East Austin line. Because who wants to wait for their overpriced pretentious coffee, right?

Parked at the oh-so-fancy Fareground (111 Congress Ave.) in front of Ellis, this shiny new trailer is open for your oh-so-important weekday rituals Thursdays and Fridays from 7:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m., and weekends 8 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.

Spawned from a farmer’s market in 2021 and nestled in Webberville Park in 2022, the 'locally-loved' coffee brothers (for real, can we just stop with the fluff?) have now infected downtown until December.

The dynamic duo couldn't contain their enthusiasm on social media, gushing, “it feels like we are living the dream, thinking about all the magic that can happen at this place. We promise we’ll try our best to provide a space where everyone can feel at home.” Well, aren't they just the saints of caffeine?

These Colombian siblings claim to have started this business to benefit their home country’s coffee farmers. Sure, let’s give them some brownie points for their supposed charitable endeavors. Hope those coffee cups come with a healthy dose of social responsibility!

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For those who dare to delve into the Trujillo brothers' sappy story and their supposed values, here's their snooze-fest of an article.