Oh FFS, Dunkin's finally jerking the pumpkin spice leash. Big whoop.

Big whoop, Dunkin' finally remembers fall exists

Oh, frickin' fabulous. Dunkin' Donuts has graced us with the launch date of its fall menu. Try to contain your excitement, folks.

Just days after Starbucks started slinging their overhyped PSLs, Dunkin' is finally dipping its toes into autumn. ** Groundbreaking, right?**

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After some cringe-worthy hints, Dunkin' confirmed it'll start shilling pumpkin stuff on Wednesday, Aug. 28, according to an email they probably begged USA TODAY to read.

"See how we're bringing back pumpkin? Very mindful, very patient, very demure," they posted on Instagram. Barf.

They also threw up a post on X, formerly known as Twitter, warning us to "Warn your boyfriends now - pumpkin is back next week." Yeah, because nothing says "I love you" like seasonal beverages from a mediocre chain.

Here's a shocker - this year's launch date is LATER than last year. Guess they finally realized August isn't actually fall.

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Despite all their teasers, Dunkin' hasn't had the decency to tell us what's actually on the menu yet. Classy.

Last year, they had the same old stuff - Pumpkin Spice Signature Latte, Nutty Pumpkin Coffee, blah blah blah. This year, they're apparently trying to be edgy with a Pumpkin Spice Iced Latte Dunkin' Spiked. It's like a PSL, but with alcohol! How revolutionary!

Some dude named Markie Devo claims to have the full menu. He posted about it on Instagram because, you know, who cares about credibility?

Halloween stuff is supposedly coming on Wednesday, Oct. 16. Prepare to be thoroughly underwhelmed.