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"Cuz Everything's Bigger in Texas—Especially the BS Laws!"

Oh, lookie here! For fuck's sake, some cowboy law still banned wire cutters in pockets. Howdy, asshole, welcome to the 19th century!

Published August 26, 2024 at 6:55am by Marley Malenfant

Texas Has Some Real Special Laws, Y'all. Buckle Up, Idiots.

Alright, you mouth-breathers, listen up. Texas has some laws that'll make you spit out your Lone Star beer. Let's dive into the dumbassery.

Ever thought about flirting with your eyes? Well, in some backwater parts of Texas, that might just be illegal. Yeah, you heard it right, Casanova. And if you're driving around without a windshield, you better make damn sure you've got wipers, or the long arm of the law is gonna smack you upside the head.

Now, don't get me wrong, some of these so-called "laws" are just myths or bills that never saw the light of day. Shocker, right? Politicians actually doing nothing. Who would've thought?

But let's not ruin the fun just yet. According to HG.org, here are 15 of the most batshit crazy laws that might or might not be real. After all, who needs facts when you've got stupidity?

So, grab your ten-gallon hats, folks, 'cause we're about to ride into the wild, wild world of Texas lawmaking. Yee-fucking-haw.