Texas Loser Lottery Update: Oct. 8, 2024

Mega Disappointments

03-19-20-22-66, Mega Ball: 09, Megaplier: 3

Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen. See how many suckers lost their money here.

Pick 3: Because One Number Isn't Dumb Enough

Morning: 5-1-4, FIREBALL: 8

Day: 9-4-6, FIREBALL: 0

Evening: 3-5-1, FIREBALL: 8

Night: 1-6-3, FIREBALL: 0

Wow, who needs a job when you can just pick three numbers, right? See how little you won here.

Pick 4: One More Number, One More Waste of Time

Morning: 4-2-6-0, FIREBALL: 2

Day: 3-4-2-9, FIREBALL: 5

Evening: 5-6-2-1, FIREBALL: 6

Night: 8-2-0-3, FIREBALL: 0

Because why stop at three when you can throw away more money? See your epic fail here.

All or Nothing: The Most Accurate Lottery Name Ever

Morning: 01-06-08-09-11-13-17-19-20-22-23-24

Day: 01-02-04-07-08-10-12-16-17-19-20-23

Evening: 02-05-08-11-12-15-17-19-21-22-23-24

Night: 02-03-04-08-09-10-14-17-18-19-21-23

You'll get nothing. And like it. Confirm your misery here.

Cash Five: The Quickest Way to Lose a Fiver

05-12-18-19-32

Five numbers, five bucks down the drain. See your empty wallet here.

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