Oh joy, more winning numbers for Mom's basement fund: TX Pick 3 Morning 562, Day 113. Woohoo, rich at last.

Texas Lottery: Screwing Over Your Dreams, One Draw At A Time

Here's a hilarious look at how you definitely didn't win big on Oct. 10, 2024. Losers, assemble!

Pick 3

Morning: 6-9-0, FIREBALL: 3 (Because who doesn't love starting their day with a loss?)

Day: 8-3-3, FIREBALL: 9 (Spoiler alert: still not a winner)

Evening: 9-3-6, FIREBALL: 4 ( Surprise! You're still broke)

Night: 7-8-2, FIREBALL: 1 (Time to cry yourself to sleep)

Check how much you didn't win here.

Pick 4

Morning: 1-3-0-8, FIREBALL: 3 (Hint: not your lucky numbers)

Day: 9-7-6-7, FIREBALL: 5 (Shocking! Still not a winner)

Evening: 9-6-1-9, FIREBALL: 6 (At this point, why even bother?)

Night: 0-6-0-7, FIREBALL: 2 (You're better off counting sheep)

Check how much you lost here.

All or Nothing

Morning, Day, Evening, Night: Who cares? You didn't win.

Check your massive losses here.

Cash Five

05-08-22-30-32 (You'll need more than cash five to afford that basement apartment)

Check your disappointments here.

Texas Two Step

12-18-27-35, Bonus: 26 (The only two-step you'll be doing is to the fridge and back)

Check your failures here.

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