Dua Lipa Concert: Where Relationships Go to Die

Alright, listen up, you pathetic bunch. So, you dragged your miserable other half to see pop queen Dua Lipa at ACL, thinking it'd be a fun little date night. Surprise! They spent the entire 100-minute set drooling over her like the simps they are. Welcome to the club, suckers.

Some broad on TikTok, @amandatwell, whined about it in a viral clip. "Y’all want to know what a truly humbling experience is? Going to a Dua Lipa concert with your significant other." Oh, spare me the waterworks, Amanda. You ain't special.

"She looks hot in pictures online but I feel like in person it’s just a whole other level. I didn’t know another person’s body could physically look like that."

Yeah, yeah, we get it. Dua's hot. News at 11.

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Another chick at ACL was all, "Definitely the hottest, sexiest person I’ve ever laid eyes on." Shocking. A dude ogling a hot celeb. Stop the presses.

And can we talk about the absolute trash that is the "IRL" reaction genre? Girlfriend films boyfriend staring at Dua like a deer in headlights. Hilarious. Groundbreaking content right there. "watching my boyfriend fall in love with dua lipa in real time". Riveting stuff.

"Jaw on the floor the whole performance," another woman said on TikTok.

Come on, lady. Have some self-respect.

And don't even get me started on the dudes using Dua as a virtue signal. "Look at me, I'm so progressive and fun, I enjoy music by women." Wow, what a saint. Hand this man a medal.

So, will you get into a fight with your partner at Dua? Probably not. Unless you're dumb enough to mix jealousy, alcohol, and long-simmering resentment. Then, by all means, go ahead and implode your relationship. Dua makes for one hell of a scapegoat.