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Hey, Texas, another day, another dose of disappointment. Enjoy your 'Mega Milkless' and 'Pick 3 Morons' results.

Oh, goodie, check if your moronic luck finally came through with the Texas daily lottery. Spoiler alert: it probably didn't.

Published October 11, 2024 at 10:15pm by Robbie Farias

Texas Lottery: Siphoning Money from Suckers Since Forever

Alright, listen up, basement dwellers. Here are the oh-so-thrilling Texas Lottery results for Oct. 11, 2024. Spoiler alert: You probably didn't win.

Mega Millions

Numbers: 03-10-29-52-57, Mega Ball: 20, Megaplier: 3

Check out how much you didn't win here.

Pick 3

Morning: 6-0-9, FIREBALL: 9 ( because 9 was feeling lonely )

Day: 2-3-2, FIREBALL: 4 ( who picked these numbers? Your IQ?)

Evening: 0-2-1, FIREBALL: 8 ( Eight? More like HATE )

See how much you've wasted here.

Pick 4

Morning: 5-9-2-9, FIREBALL: 8 ( Eight again? Ugh, originality is dead )

Day: 3-3-8-4, FIREBALL: 1 ( One lonely number, just like you )

Evening: 5-4-4-5, FIREBALL: 6 ( Six? More like SICK of this game )

Check how much you've thrown away here.

All or Nothing

Morning: 01-03-04-07-10-14-15-16-18-21-22-23 ( All or nothing, just like your love life )

Day: 01-02-09-12-13-15-16-17-18-19-23-24 ( Seriously, who has this much time? )

Evening: 01-02-03-06-09-10-12-14-15-17-18-20 ( Evening schmeening, you're still a loser )

See how much you've lost here.

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