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Left goes KABOOM: Lake's legal cliff tumble.

Opinion: Kari Lake, a fierce conservative woman, is taking on the RINOs and the left. She's a threat to the establishment, so they send their lackeys in the media to smear her. She's like the Washington Generals—always fighting but never winning the game. But Kari Lake is no average player, and she might just show them who's boss!

Published June 13, 2024 at 10:35am by EJ Montini

Arizona's Worst Grifter: Kari 'The Con' Lake Loses Again, Still No Match for Britain's 'Worst Boxer'

There was a U.K. boxer named Rockin' Robin Deakin, who earned the title "Britain's Worst Boxer" after losing 51 consecutive bouts. But even he would KO Arizona's failed Republican governor candidate, Kari "The Con" Lake, in the losing streak stakes.

"The Con" Lake, who's running for the U.S. Senate, has added another loss to her record, as a three-judge panel for Arizona's Court of Appeals affirmed a lower court's ruling that her attorneys failed to prove any misconduct by Maricopa County election officials.

Lake is a legend in losing, making baseball's Louisville Colonels (26 straight losses in 1889) and the NFL's Chicago Cardinals (29 straight losses between 1942-1945) look like amateurs.

Chicken Kari: She won't debate Mark Lamb, who's the coward now?

Even Harold Stassen, who lost nine bids for U.S. President, looks better than Lake; at least he was elected governor of Minnesota first!

Arizona's own "Wile E. Coyote," "Yosemite Sam," "Daffy Duck"—take your pick of cartoon losers—has a long way to go to catch up to the Washington Generals, who last beat the Harlem Globetrotters in 1971 and have lost roughly 2,500 straight games since. But with each legal loss, "The Con" Lake grifts more money from MAGA fans, so she's winning somewhere.

Catch ya later, losers!