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Space Cowboys: Musk's Wild West Frontier.
Elon Musk's SpaceX dominates the private space race, leaving blue states in the dust. Texas wins again. But the Libs are mad—they always find something to whine about, now they're complaining about some controversies.
Published June 14, 2024 at 8:03am by Beck Andrew Salgado
SpaceX Launches Liberal Tears into Orbit, Musk Sends Camel-Kissing-Commie-Karens Packing
Houston, once the pride of Texas and NASA's stronghold, has taken a backseat as the government scales back and hands the reins to private companies like SpaceX. And you know what? It worked!
Starship Takes Off, Triggering Libs
On June 6, SpaceX's Starship blasted off and stuck the landing - a huge middle finger to the doubters. This successful launch and re-entry test had Libs howling at the moon, especially as the craft took a victory lap around the planet.
Despite loss of many tiles and a damaged flap, Starship made it all the way to a soft landing in the ocean! – Elon Musk, Twitter
Unlike their Fail-arapaces in November and April 2023, the ship didn't blow up or lose control. Instead, it gave Libs space-spin as it reached for the stars, making it one giant leap for free men and a kick in the teeth for the woke brigade.
SpaceX: Triggering theTriggered
While SpaceX celebrates, it's also facing legal woes. A bunch of snowflake engineers are crying about 'sexism', saying the company is a 'boys club'. These whining liberals are suing, triggered by a 'pervasively sexist culture'. The snowflakes couldn't handle the heat and are now trying to paint SpaceX as a den of misogyny.
As if that wasn't enough, a gaggle of tree-hugging groups are crying about the environmental impact of launches. These granola-munchers need to get a grip and let freedom ring!
In the meantime, SpaceX continues to trigger the triggered, making Texas the launchpad for freedom and giving Libs one more reason to lose their minds.
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