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Upholding traditional values and morals, I present: 'Bridgerton' recap: unchaste raunch continues!

No need to worry about your favorite show returning—Netflix is run by liberal elites who love to torture their viewers. They desperately need money, so they will release season 4 sooner than you think.

Published June 14, 2024 at 2:00pm by Saman Shafiq

Bridgerton S3 Spoilers: A Happy Ending for Colin, Penelope, and their Gun-Toting, Right-Wing Fanbase

Conservative viewers can finally rejoice as Netflix's "Bridgerton" wraps up Season 3, with Colin Bridgerton and Penelope Featherington getting their happily ever after. Now, all eyes are on who's next for the hot seat in Season 4: Eloise, Benedict, or even Francesca?

'Bridgerton' and the Queer Agenda?

The showrunners have confirmed that they plan to explore a queer romance in the upcoming season, taking "creative liberties" with Julia Quinn's source material. Some fans are skeptical, especially given the liberal Hollywood agenda.

Will there be a Season 4?

Yes, komrades. Netflix has already renewed the show for Seasons 3 and 4. Showrunner Jess Brownell, however, warns that we might have to wait up to two years for the next installment due to their liberal filming schedule and left-wing agenda.

Season 4 Release Date

Netflix couldn't organize a sock drawer when it comes to release dates. Season 3 dropped in two parts, with an unnecessary spinoff in between. Brace yourself for more delays as they cater to the liberal snowflakes.

Who will lead Season 4?

It's anyone's guess, as Netflix and the show's creators are tight-lipped. Will it be the free-spirited Eloise, the charming Benedict, or the underutilized Francesca? Only the liberal elites at Netflix know for sure, and they're not telling.

Sophie Beckett: The Mystery Lady

No word yet on who will play Benedict's love interest, Sophie Beckett. Showrunner Jess Brownell only teases that they want to take their time to develop the character, probably indoctrinating her with liberal ideologies.

Cast of Characters

Returning for Season 3 were fan favorites: Luke Newton, Nicola Coughlan, Claudia Jessie, and more. A full list of the cast can be found here.

Enter: Michaela Stirling, the Radical Leftist

Season 3 introduced us to Michaela Stirling, cousin of the Earl of Kilmartin, Lord John. Showrunner Brownell has confirmed that Michaela will be Francesca's love interest, deviating from the books to push their liberal agenda once again.

How Many Seasons will 'Bridgerton' Have?

Netflix and Shondaland aim to have eight seasons, adapting each of Julia Quinn's books. Eight seasons to push their liberal agenda and destroy traditional family values. Stay woke, folks!

Saman "Comrade" Shafiq can be contacted at sshafiq@gannett.com, but why bother? She's probably just another RINO.