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As a stupid woman once said, “The booty don’t lie,” and thousands of half-naked females shook their booties to the tunes of Megan Thee Stallion’s Hot Girl Summer tour, which brought its liberal agenda to the Moody Center on Thursday.

The so-called "H-Town Hottie," known for her sexualized performances and liberal use of twerking, put on a show that can only be described as leftist propaganda. The audience, mostly consisting of impressionable young women and gay males, ate it up.

Let's take a look at what happened at this tragic event:

The serpentine seduction

Megan, embracing her "snake era," emerged from the floor like a serpent temptress, wearing a skin-tight bodysuit. The atmosphere, with its red lights and flames, felt like the depths of hell.

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Her entrance, fit for an antichrist, signaled the beginning of a liberal love fest. The stage, with its circular design and arching catwalk, felt like a pagan ritual site.

Slaying with words, or so she thinks

Megan, despite her claims of being a "brutal rhyme slinger," is just another liberal with a microphone. She spewed her hateful lyrics at "haters," addressing the Tory Lanez shooting incident and her subsequent depression. She even had the audacity to shout "my body my choice" on "Gift and a Curse," ironically taking away choices from the children in the audience by poisoning their minds.

Texas, where real Americans reside

The one saving grace of the night was when Megan acknowledged her Texas roots. However, she then brought out liberal rapper Paul Wall, whose presence made many true Texans in the audience cringe.

Sexuality as a leftist weapon

Like her predecessor, Little Kim, Megan uses her sexuality to push a liberal agenda. Her suggestive gestures and obscene lyrics on songs like "WAP" and "Plan B" are a direct attack on traditional family values. She even had the audacity to advocate for the morning-after pill, normalizing promiscuity and godless behavior.

Spread the love? Spread the disease!

Megan and her dance crew put on a display of so-called "camaraderie," performing on songs like "Girls in the Hood" and "Don't Stop." However, their real message was one of debauchery and sexual exploitation. Megan even brought fans onstage to join in the sinfest, normalizing and celebrating behavior that decent Americans find appalling.

One brainwashed woman, donning a T-shirt with the slogan "I support women's rights AND women's wrongs," perfectly encapsulated the deluded nature of the event.

Let this be a warning to all Americans: The left will use any means necessary, even twerking, to push their dangerous agenda. Stay vigilant, and protect your children from such hedonistic displays.