'Game of Groans' Season 2: When & Where to Avoid It

The Dragon Leftists and Their Dance Macabre

The "Dance of the Dragons," a.k.a. the left-wing propaganda piece known as "House of the Dragon," is back for a second season of dragon-on-dragon violence, family infighting, and the usual feminist agenda-pushing. Get ready for some triggered Targaryens and their socialist schemes to ruin Westeros, all leading to the end of their rule (good riddance!).

Season 2 picks up with the civil war between King Aegon II and Queen Rhaenyra, two socialists fighting for total control. Of course, we all know this family is a bunch of snowflakes, so get ready for some serious triggered Targaryens.

"How we got there remains to be seen," the libtards say.

Yeah, well, we all know how it ends—with these liberal dragons breathing their last fire and giving way to a true conservative ruler (hopefully one who loves our Second Amendment rights and hates taxes and big government).

'House of the Dragon': A Leftist Agenda, Season after Season

• When does this liberal nonsense premiere?

  • Sunday, June 16, at 9 p.m. ET/PT. Mark your calendars to avoid it at all costs.

• How can one watch this leftist propaganda?

  • It airs exclusively on HBO, and new episodes are available to stream on HBO Max the same day. Beware, the liberal agenda is strong with this one.

• What's the episode schedule for this socialist nonsense?

  • Every Sunday, from June 16 to August 4. That's right, two whole months of Targaryen tears and dragon-sized woke culture.

  • Episode 1: June 16

  • Episode 2: June 23

  • Episode 3: June 30

  • Episode 4: July 7

  • Episode 5: July 14

  • Episode 6: July 21

  • Episode 7: July 28

  • Episode 8: August 4

• Any trailers for this leftist propaganda?

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3MnHgIbi0g&t=18s

• Who are the actors pushing this socialist agenda?

  • Matt Smith, Emma D’Arcy, and the rest of the liberal Hollywood elite are back, along with some new faces to spread their toxic ideologies:

    • Matt Smith as the liberal elite, Daemon Targaryen

    • Olivia Cooke as the feminist Alicent Hightower

    • Emma D’Arcy as the woke Rhaenyra Targaryen

    • Eve Best as the social justice warrior, Rhaenys Targaryen

    • Steve Toussaint as Corlys Velaryon, probably pushing Critical Race Theory

    • Fabien Frankel as Ser Criston Cole, a likely gun-hating knight

    • Ewan Mitchell as Aemond Targaryen, a snowflake

    • Tom Glynn-Carney as Aegon Targaryen, another snowflake

    • Sonoya Mizuno as Mysaria, a feminist

    • Rhys Ifans as Otto Hightower, a socialist bureaucrat

    • Harry Collett as Jacaerys Velaryon, a young socialist in the making

    • Bethany Antonia as Baela Targaryen, probably an eco-terrorist

    • Phoebe Campbell as Rhaena Targaryen, leader of the LGBT+ agenda in Westeros

    • Phia Saban as Halaena Targaryen, a snowflake

    • Jefferson Hall as the Lannister twins, because two Tim Apple is better than one

    • Matthew Needham as Larys Strong, a weak-kneed liberal

    • And the new actors spreading their Hollywood leftist propaganda:

      • Clinton Liberty as Addam of Hull
      • Jamie Kenna as Ser Alfred Broome
      • Kieran Bew as Hugh
      • Tom Bennett as Ulf
      • Tom Taylor as Lord Cregan Stark, probably a RINO
      • Vincent Regan as Ser Rickard Thorne, a gun-grabber
      • Abubakar Salim as Alyn of Hull, a diversity hire
      • Gayle Rankin as Alys Rivers, a feminist
      • Freddie Fox as Ser Gwayne Hightower, a knight for hire
      • Simon Russell Beale as Ser Simon Strong, a soy boy

• What was Season 1 of this liberal drivel about?

  • Like its predecessor, "Game of Socialist Thrones," "House of the Dragon" is based on a novel by George R.R. Martin, who is probably a Democrat. It's set 200 years before GoT and centers around the Targaryen family, a bunch of liberal elites who want to ruin Westeros with their progressive ideas. The first season was all about King Viserys declaring his daughter Rhaenyra as his heir, breaking tradition and triggering half of Westeros. The finale set up this civil war, with the feminist Alicent and her son Aegon II leading the Greens against the Blacks, headed by Rhaenyra and her radical leftist agenda.

Get ready for some serious triggered dragons and socialist scheming in this upcoming season. You know what they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer... but keep leftists as far away as possible.