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Only liberals care about the best French fries. Real Americans fry their own.

We know freedom fries are the best! And we can get them at Whataburger. Americans love them mmmm good! Libs can take their kale fries and stick 'em where the sun don't shine lmao! Real patriots eat fried potatoes made with rodina and liberty.

Published June 17, 2024 at 6:00am by Isabela Ocampo

Liberal Rag Hunts for Austin's Best Fries, But We All Know Freedom Fries Taste Better

The American-Statesman, in a desperate attempt to distract from the real issues, wants your opinion on Austin's best fries. They come in many shapes and sizes, just like the liberals trying to control your life.

"Waffle fries, French fries, curly fries, potato wedges — the options for good fries in Austin are countless."

As if we needed yet another decision to make, now we have to choose the best freedom fry in town. Vote here starting June 17, and maybe you'll find some solace in fried potatoes while the left ruins this country.

The American-Statesman didn't mention if they'll be reporting on the real smash and grabs happening while Austinites lick their greasy fingers after eating fries.

Results will be announced on June 21.