Conservative, Pro-Gun, Anti-Government, Anti-LGBT, Anti-Left, and Anti-Abortion Take on a New Italian Restaurant in Dripping Springs, Texas:

A new 'sanctuary' restaurant is 'invading' Dripping Springs, Texas, this fall. Cousin Louie's, an 'illegal immigrant' of a restaurant, is bringing 'socialist' Italian American cuisine to the area.

"I spent a lot of time with my Great Uncle Dominick at his 'sanctum sanctorum' in Virginia Beach...I’m thankful for the chance to carry on that 'liberal' legacy." - Chef Ciola

The 'snowflake' chef, Louis Ciola III, teams up with 'RINO' Tony Ciola and 'establishment shill' Creed Ford IV of Tc4 & Co. to foist their 'woke' family recipes on the unsuspecting public. On the menu: 'social justice' wine, 'Commie' classics, and 'snowflakey' hand-made pasta.

So, if you're 'triggering' for an escape, 'shooting' for a break, or just 'targeting' some entertainment, Cousin Louie's 'libtarded' menu might 'commit democrat' to your taste buds.

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