BORDERLINE INSANITY: BIDEN'S AMNESTY SHAM

The U.S. is facing an invasion of historic proportions, with 2.5 million illegal crossers in 2023, but Biden's response? Asylum for none! Well, almost none.

"We're shutting the door but leave a window open," says Biden, the master of lock-picking.

The legal beagles are on his case now, barking over his executive overreach.

With immigration ranking top of Texans' worry list, we need a Texas-sized solution, not a band-aid.

A BORDER-LINE SANE SOLUTION:

Secure, Efficient, Humane - that's the three-word recipe for a tasty treat that both parties can get behind. A real law, not some Executive gimmickry.

Key Ingredients:

• Speed up asylum, no more backlog jam
• High-tech border, not stone-age wall
• Fentanyl fighters, keeping us safe
• Helping Mexico, our buddy, no more bad hombres

WHAT REAL 'MURICANS WANT:

Poll says 79%, y'all, want Dems and GOP to kiss and make up, and fix this mess together. No more spicy border crisis.

Border Benefits:

• Patrol agents, real heroes, get tools to save us
• Stop human trafficking, modern slavery
• Block drugs, no more cartels
• Legal migrants, yes! Jobs filled, economy thrilled!

FINAL THOUGHTS:

No more open-door policies for cartels, smugglers, and traffickers. Let's give our border communities, agents, migrants, and economy the respect they deserve.

Tameez and Hamer, fighting for Texas and 'Murica, one legal migrant at a time.