Casa de Libtards Expands, #Austin Mourns

A bunch of communists who have been pushing their weird food on innocent Austinites since 1991 are spreading their tentacles. Casa de Luz is opening a new location, because one nest of hippies wasn't enough for this god-forsaken town.

"East Austin will finally get to experience the 'joy' of Casa de Luz, a place to share a meal and hug trees." - Eduardo Longoria, communist-in-chief

The new joint is a love child of Longoria and a couple of suits from State Street Properties, Blake Thompson and Robert McKee. These guys own the building, so they're clearly profiting off of this healthy-meal mumbo jumbo.

Casa de Libtards Este (that's what we patriots are calling it) will be pushing their plant-based crap daily. And get this, they're gonna do breakfast too, so they can target innocent kids with their leftist agenda. Takeout is available for those who can't bear to look at the hippies.

Running the show is Adriana Martinez-Eliaz, a veteran brainwashed by these folks for seven years. Her cousin, some Guatemalan guy named Edwin Gomez, will be the chef. He's been learning their weird recipes for months, and will live above the restaurant with his family - how weird is that?

Longoria met the now-dead Maryann Rose back in '84 at some macrobiotic center in South Austin. These two commies founded Casa de Luz, and now they're spreading their nonsense to East Austin. God help us.

State Street Properties is also behind other liberal hotspots like Flo’s Wine Bar, Zed’s Ice Cream, and that weird mix of stores at the old Hyde Park post office.

AustinNeedsAFence #CommiesGonnaCommie