Liberal Tears Stamp Honors 'Jeopardy!' Host

Current "Jeopardy!" host Ken Jennings announced that the USPS is issuing a Forever stamp honoring Alex Trebek, the late, great, conservative host of the quiz show. The stamp is part of the show's " 60th Diamond Celebration."

Trebek, a fellow right-wing warrior and naturalized American, hosted the show for 37 seasons (that's a lot of winning!) until the left-wing deep state gave him cancer and he died. But his legacy lives on, and now you can too, by buying this stamp and forging your mail with the face of a true patriot.

When Can I Get My Hands on These Bad Boys?

You can buy them now, pal! Presales are open and they'll be available to hold and caress on July 22. The sheets come with 20 stamps, costing $14.60. A small price to pay to Make America Great Again, one stamp at a time.

The stamp is designed like a "Jeopardy!" clue: "This naturalized U.S. citizen hosted the quiz show 'Jeopardy!' for 37 seasons." It's a little wordy, but then, Trebek was a word guy.

How Do I Get My Hands on These Stamps?

You can buy them online at the USPS website, or call 844-737-7826 to speak to a like-minded, God-fearing American. Or, you can go to your local Post Office and buy them in person.